Well congratulations you're in the Army now! We wanted you, but probably not for what you wanted to do, but we'll find you something to do...we always need cooks! Have a fun laugh at yourself as a Soldier or Army Veteran with this parody tee!
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |